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Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time

that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt t'was split right up the front but she didn't wear that one very often.

 

 

Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread.

 

 

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you twat.

 

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "[censored] him, He's only an egg.

 

 

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

 

 

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill And now they have a son.

 

 

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own.

 

 

Little Boy Blew. Hey. He needed the money

Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif

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baby_rabit said:

Maria said:

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?

 

With LSD and XTC and Coke as white as snooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

 

My mum used to sing that to me all the time.

 

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datz a wiked rhyme!!!

 

I know dat!!

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Maria said:

baby_rabit said:

Maria said:

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?

 

With LSD and XTC and Coke as white as snooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

 

My mum used to sing that to me all the time.

 

smile.gif

 

datz a wiked rhyme!!!

 

I know dat!!

 

bug head........... eviltongue.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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Maria said:

DO ONE.

 

NAH SMELLY!!!! evil_laugh.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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Maria said:

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?

 

With LSD and XTC and Coke as white as snooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

 

My mum used to sing that to me all the time.

 

smile.gif

 

i want a garden like that!!!!!! nut.gifeek.gif

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