CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 9, 2003 I'm a picky swine, unless I've got my beer goggles on. Why did anyone invent beer goggles? Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members NeoN Posted June 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 9, 2003 Capn_Jack said: I'm a picky swine, unless I've got my beer goggles on. Why did anyone invent beer goggles? So ugly girls can get a shag Quote STILL ALIVE !! Act like an adult . . . Be false ! MSN >>> NeoNwomB@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Chell_sat_on_a_rock Posted June 9, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 9, 2003 I'm a slag wen i'm drunk- the only times i av slept with sum1 was wen i was pissed and i deeply regret it Quote Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music sway, down at fraggle rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted June 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 9, 2003 djianw said: I've slept with six before shacking up with the wife........ ...weeeeeeelllll mind you, i have also [censored] the wife's oldest daughter while the wife was working one night......... mmmmmm me thinks i'll get shot if she knew! well broadcasting it on the net is certainly one way of ensuring it stays hush then isnt it? dumbass! at least theres not a picture of u next to the post that confirms any doubt that it may be u!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted June 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 9, 2003 Lil_Zippy said: Mr_Ginge said: You see..thats the difference betwwen men and women. Women usually need a reason to sleep with a bloke. Men just need a place to shaft a filly And it doesnt matter what they look like? Urm...not for some blokes it dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Lil_Zippy Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 10, 2003 Capn_Jack said: Why did anyone invent beer goggles? For people like me with facial disfigurement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Belle Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 10, 2003 Jon M - LMAO...that's priceless! And djian....how can you sleep at night beside her knowing that you did that.....the guilt alone would drive me to madness For me, I stopped counting....numbers aren't important, just like one's age . I was going to bars when I was 14 years old with my big sisters, so I guess my recklessness was expected. Since 18, I've been in committed relationships, so it's in the 6 months between relationships it seems that I've managed to have all my ahhhem, fun . Anyways, if I knew then what I know now. Needless to say, when I'm single, I don't have sex while drunk or on drugs, and one night stands are rare. Quote I am NOT a dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members djiceman Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 10, 2003 i think i'll just go and shoot myself.................... Quote always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!! Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us) e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 10, 2003 406 at the last count. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 10, 2003 Bloody 'ell Creamy, mines 407! Coincidental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 10, 2003 404 have been my hand though. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Trikster Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 10, 2003 Ikon said: Do sheep count?? Hahaha!!! Quote hardcore raver baby rhi! Im goin 2 hell - and you're comin with me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Steph1562626761 Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 10, 2003 djianw said: i think i'll just go and shoot myself.................... That face gives the impression that you are chuffed with yourself for what you have done... Personally i think you are a class A Cunt!!! Cheatin on someone is bad enough... but fuckin your wifes daughter ? What were you thinking... I really hope she finds out one day... not because i think she deserves to be hurt... just because i think that she should be aware of what a sleazy [censored] you are! Rant over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 10, 2003 Mrs_Baddie said: djianw said: i think i'll just go and shoot myself.................... That face gives the impression that you are chuffed with yourself for what you have done... Personally i think you are a class A Cunt!!! Cheatin on someone is bad enough... but fuckin your wifes daughter ? What were you thinking... I really hope she finds out one day... not because i think she deserves to be hurt... just because i think that she should be aware of what a sleazy [censored] you are! Rant over. Game on to the bloke. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 10, 2003 Lil_Zippy said: Capn_Jack said: Why did anyone invent beer goggles? For people like me with facial disfigurement. Damn those beer goggle inventors, damn them all to hell! Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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