CTW Members Dave M Posted June 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 7, 2003 Alabama - It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- California - Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Connecticut - You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. - You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Florida - Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. - A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. - If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. - (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. - Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Illinois - It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Indiana - Bathing is prohibited during the winter. - Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iowa - Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kentucky - By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." - It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Louisiana - It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. - Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Massachusetts - Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. - Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. - An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oregon - Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays - You may not pump your own gas in service stations - You may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e. that which covers one's body from neck to knee - Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tennessee - You can't shoot any game other that whales from a moving automobile - Hollow logs may not be sold - It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New York - It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun - A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline - The penalty for jumping off a building is death. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Texas - It is illegal to take more that three sips of beer while standing - You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times - It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- South Carolina - Horses may not be kept in bathtubs - It is considered an offense to get a tattoo - Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal - Musical instruments my not be sold on Sunday i mean..........wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Simon_C1562626685 Posted June 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 7, 2003 - By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." quality Quote you need me i'm magic E, hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members ChewMyMoo Posted June 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 7, 2003 i heard another daft one dont know wot state, but incanada i think anyways... it is illegal tolook at a mousse from and airplane window i piss myself at that one, its so [censored] daft!!! ahaha...ahahahahaha! AHAHAH...MMUHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA AH ah oo Quote why does your mum always buy crap pop?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members ReBirth Posted June 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 7, 2003 I fink some of them is fake tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Canadian Lover Posted June 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 7, 2003 ur not studying law by any chance are u? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 7, 2003 ReBirth said: I fink some of them is fake tho Probably real, it is American laws after all. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Simon_C1562626685 Posted June 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 7, 2003 theres a whole website devoted to them somewhere (probably more than one) i'll try and find the site Quote you need me i'm magic E, hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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