CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 10, 2003 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big t*ts. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 10, 2003 So true. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members NeoN Posted June 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 10, 2003 Why have you put this in jokes ect when it is clearly your ambitions in life Quote STILL ALIVE !! Act like an adult . . . Be false ! MSN >>> NeoNwomB@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 10, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted June 10, 2003 NeoN said: Why have you put this in jokes ect when it is clearly your ambitions in life Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin Clubbing Si Posted June 11, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted June 11, 2003 CreamyC said: NeoN said: Why have you put this in jokes ect when it is clearly your ambitions in life Quote Si@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted June 12, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 12, 2003 Believe me...I know exactly how you feel. Except I'm younger than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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