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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

 

Officer Paddy stops them and tells them:

 

“It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four”

 

“Quattro is just the name of the automobile” the Englishman retorts disbelievingley.

 

“Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five people”

 

“You can not pull that one on me, “ replies Paddy

 

“Quattro means four, you have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law”

 

The Englishman replies angrily “ You Idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!”

 

“Sorry” responds Paddy “Murphy is busy with those two guys in the Fiat Uno”

 

 

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