CTW Members Don Posted June 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 13, 2003 Sorry if this has been posted before. An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women." The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." Quote Walks quietly but carries a big Fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Simon_C1562626685 Posted June 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 13, 2003 Quote you need me i'm magic E, hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Geordie Becky Posted June 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 13, 2003 Quote ************************** Just have it like you know i would! MSN- Geordie_becky@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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