CTW Members Snez Posted June 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 13, 2003 An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch." Quote One Day I woke Up, And I Realised That My Mind Wasn't Mine Anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Don Posted June 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 13, 2003 Quote Walks quietly but carries a big Fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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