CTW Members MattD Posted June 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 13, 2003 >> >This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these >> >blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she >> >decides to >> >show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is >> >off at >> >work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in >> >the >> >house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she >> >gets >> >down to the task at hand. >> > >> >Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of >> >paint. >> >He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor >> >in >> >a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a >> >fur coat >> >at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. >> > >> >She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she >> >wanted >> >to prove to him that not all blonde women are stupid and she wanted >> >to do >> >it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket >> >over >> >her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the >> >paint >> >can and they said.... >> > >> >(scroll down)... I love this one ... >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Don Posted June 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 13, 2003 Arf! Quote Walks quietly but carries a big Fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW DJs LittleMissLoud Posted June 13, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted June 13, 2003 Quote I'M HUNGRY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Dave M Posted June 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 13, 2003 >>>--------> arra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members rachel Posted June 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 13, 2003 I'm glad i read this today, i'm decorating my room next week!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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