CTW Members Ginge Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 Well here they are guys...in ascending order (with my own little comments) Girls...I'm not a chauvanist...honest 1. Halle Berry (NOT BAD, shouldnt have won though ) 2. Holly Valance (FIT AS FOOK, Should have won ) 3. Britney Spears (Bit plain if looked at for too long ) 4. Rachel Stevens (Fit...nuff said ) 5. Carmen Electra (Nice face, Nice jugs ) 6. Jennifer Lopez (Fat arse, boxers nose, shouldnt be in here IMO ) 7. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Oh god..how firm? ) 8. Anna Kournikova (Bit chunky but she'd still get it ) 9. Kylie Minogue (Nice but the teeth scare me ) 10. Jolene Blalock (WHO??? ) 11. Christina Aguilera (Dirtay girl...well worth shooting over ) 12. Sarah Michelle Gellar (She can slay me anytime ) 13. Kelly Brook (OH YESS!!!! ) 14. Elisha Cuthbert (urm...Who is this? ) 15. Beyonce Knowles (Oh NOOOOO!!!!!! ) 16. Nell McAndrew (The fake marriage to Dale...BIG no no ) 17. Kristin Kreuk (Urm...Pass ) 18. Sarah Whatmore (Too shapeless ) 19. Victoria Silverstedt (She'd defo get it long and hard ) 20. Sarah Harding (Girls Aloud...not the best but good ) 21. Charlotte Church (Jail bait..but worth a shot ) 22. Pamela Anderson (YUK!!! Old Minger!!! ) 23. Katie Holmes (I'd slip MY dawson in her creek anyday ) 24. Cheryl Tweedy (Girls aloud #2...nope...does nothing for me ) 25. Jordan (NO WAY...Too fake ) 26. Hannah Spearritt (Bit of lesbo action woulndt go amiss ) 27. Danni Minogue (Fit, with better teeth than her sis ) 28. Lisa Snowdon (Looks too wierd ) 29. Alyssa Milano (OH FOOKIN YES PLEASE!!!!!! ) 30. Cat Deeley (Gorgeous bod, lovely face, NASTY accent ) 31. Alyson Hannigan (Mmmm....Willow ) 32. Angelina Jolie (Yummy!!! ) 33. Myleene Klass (Urm..not really sure about this one ) 34. Jennifer Garner (Another maybe ) 35. Ali Landry (Nice rack, cracking chest, defo worth a look ) 36. Kirsty Gallacher (Wierd nose, but who cares when it buried in a pillow ) 37. Asia Argento (Bird from xXx...Not pretty, not ugly ) 38. Tanya Robinson (Fit..but who is she???) 39. Denise Richards (Please Santa, can I have her for Xmas ) 40. Louise Redknapp (Try and stop me...if I had the chance that is ) 41. Heidi Klum (Bit plain lookin... ) 42. Monica Belucci (Not bad...marks out of 10...I'd give her 1 ) 43. Charisma Carpenter (Hmm..not too sure about her ) 44. Brooke Burke (Too old...but I'd give it a once over ) 45. Kirsten Dunst (Fookin sex on legs...defo ) 46. Cameron Diaz (Dont really do anything for me either ) 47. Jakki Degg (Greatest ever Pg.3 girl ) 48. Eliza Dushku (Faith from Buffy...defo wortha ride or 2 ) 49. Shakira (Yes please...just for the eyes alone ) 50. Jessica Alba (Bird from Dark Angel...Hell yes ) 51. Rebecca Romijn Stamos (Urm..OK then..if I must ) 52. Samia Ghadie (Who are some of these people? ) 53. Lisa Faulkner (Nurse from Casualty...She can kiss me better ) 54. Kelly Rowland (Ooh yuk!!! Pass the bucket ) 55. Lucy Liu (Urm..no..not ever...NO WAY!!! ) 56. Brittany Murphy (Fit, looks like a dirty fooker too ) 57. Tess Daly (Has that step-mother thing about her already ) 58. Catherine Zeta Jones (Matbe 5-10 years ago...not now though ) 59. Jenna Jameson (Yeah..I suppose so...why not? ) 60. Jennifer Ellison (Defo get it if she didnt talk beforehand ) 61. The Olsen Twins (Urm...give them another 5 years ) 62. Jill Halfpenny (Bit too chunky for my likings ) 63. Susie Amy (Nope...dont know this one ) 64. Shannon Elizabeth (I'll never look at apple pie in the same way again ) 65. Salma Hayek (Not bad..getting on a bit though ) 66. Jenny Frost (Highest placed "kitten"...worth a bash ) 67. Pink (No way...too rough ) 68. Elize Du Toit (Another mystery woman ) 69. Gabrielle Richens (Legs that would make a damn good pair of ear muffs ) 70. Naomi Watts (Urm...give up...dont know ) 71. Jessica Liberty X (Do it...then leave ) 72. Alicia Keys (NO NO NO!!! ) 73. Donna Air (Nice body, minging face, nasty accent ) 74. Sofia Vergara (Fit as hell...looks up for anything ) 75. Liv Tyler (Looks too much like her dad, worth a ride anyway ) 76. Leeann Tweeden (Dont know about this one Yeah...why not) 77. Caprice Bourret (Old but classic...Defo give her some ) 78. Shania Twain (Urm..Dont think I would...dont know why ) 79. Penélope Cruz (Crackin bod...but she must use Kylies dentist ) 80. Reece Witherspoon (Would I? I dont really know ) 81. Catherine Bell (Dont know who she is ) 82. Sophie Dahl (Oh god NO..She'll always be a FAT model to me ) 83. Jennifer Aniston (Very plain looking but she'd still get it ) 84. Zara Phillips (Saggy tits, not nice at all ) 85. Nicole Kidman (Yeah...why not ) 86. Amanda Holden (Would you want Les Dennis's sloppy 2nd's? ) 87. Nadine Coyle (Girls Aloud #3, Pretty fit, worth a go ) 88. Estella Warren (Nope..no idea ) 89. Leilani Dowling (Yes...defo...now!!! ) 90. Avril Lavigne (Sk8er chick..funny nose definate maybe ) 91. Laetitia Casta (Pass...god knows who she is ) 92. Nifa and Nishan (Identical twins, but I'd onlt do one of them ) 93. Jodi Albert (Yeah..not bad ) 94. Tiffani Thiessen (4 years ago ..defo ...now ...maybe ) 95. Billie Piper (YUK YUK YUK!!! NO FOOKIN CHANCE ) 96. Sara Cox (I would..but I dont know why? ) 97. Natalie Portman (Queen Amidala? I'd give her my sabre ) 98. Emma Caulfield (Nice, but not gorgeous ) 99. Ali Bastian (Looks a bit old so I suppose I'd have to ) 100. Milla Jovovich (Loreal...because she's worth it ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Don Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: 23. Katie Holmes (I'd slip MY dawson in her creek anyday ) Love your comments, but this is class. Quote Walks quietly but carries a big Fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Krazeh Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: 10. Jolene Blalock (WHO??? ) Plays T'Pol in the new star trek series, fit as [censored] tbh Mr_Ginge said: 14. Elisha Cuthbert (urm...Who is this? ) Starred in 24, again fuckin hot as hell Quote --------------------------------------- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines! MSN - Krazeh@msn.com Email - krazylegs@krazeh.co.uk ICQ - 3229957 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted June 18, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 I've got the FHM mag with all their pictures....still didnt help with who some of them were though. Some surprising results though... IN AT No. 272...Cherie Blair??? How many times did the PM vote? 411...Jade Dowdy (Big Brother) Jabba the Hutts MUM 633...Leslie Ash...If you licked her lips you could stick her to a mirror. 700...The Queen (Does she REALLY have a shaven Haven?) 1267...Clare Short (Name rings a bell...cant put a face to it though) What were some of the british public thinking??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Don Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: 1267...Clare Short (Name rings a bell...cant put a face to it though) So does Quasimodo! Actually Clare's face looks like it has been used to ring a bell.... Have you ever seen her (the ex-minister) and Quasimodo in the same room? Uncanny... Quote Walks quietly but carries a big Fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Guyster Posted June 18, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted June 18, 2003 The top 100 is a piss take these days...... No "classic" beautys there in the top 10 bar Halle Berry. It should be renamed "the white van man's top 100 "who would I love to do in the back of my van" birds". It's total arse. I mean - no offence - Holly Valance's a nice bit of skirt, but no 2!!?!?!??! How the likes of: Sarah Harding, Charlotte Church, Cheryl Tweedy, Hannah Spearitt and Mylenne Klass get ahead of: Monica Belucci Pink Nicole Kidman Mila Jovovich Is anyone's guess..... the top 100 used to be "the worlds' sexiest women" but now as it's full of TV presenters, Page 3 girls and crap pop stars I guess it's no surprise it's been changed. What a joke. Quote WiLDCHiLD - where spacehoppers and pom poms rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Guyster Posted June 18, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted June 18, 2003 However, Sarah Whatmore does appear to be in perfect proportion as far as I can see.... Quote WiLDCHiLD - where spacehoppers and pom poms rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rick D Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 Guyster said: The top 100 is a piss take these days...... No "classic" beautys there in the top 10 bar Halle Berry. It should be renamed "the white van man's top 100 "who would I love to do in the back of my van" birds". It's total arse. I mean - no offence - Holly Valance's a nice bit of skirt, but no 2!!?!?!??! How the likes of: Sarah Harding, Charlotte Church, Cheryl Tweedy, Hannah Spearitt and Mylenne Klass get ahead of: Monica Belucci Pink Nicole Kidman Mila Jovovich Is anyone's guess..... the top 100 used to be "the worlds' sexiest women" but now as it's full of TV presenters, Page 3 girls and crap pop stars I guess it's no surprise it's been changed. What a joke. Totally agree with that Guy, how the hell half of them got in there is beyond my comprehension... It's supposed to be about beauty and sexiness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members neet Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 Why am I not in there?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Guyster Posted June 18, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted June 18, 2003 rickd said: Totally agree with that Guy, how the hell half of them got in there is beyond my comprehension... It's supposed to be about beauty and sexiness... The man has taste Quote WiLDCHiLD - where spacehoppers and pom poms rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rick D Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 You should be... Where has your avatar gone?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 18, 2003 Sara Cox for [censored] sake. Shes an ugly fucker. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 CreamyC said: Sara Cox for [censored] sake. Shes an ugly fucker. I don't think that many men have seen her face. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members neet Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 She's got big tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members MattD Posted June 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 18, 2003 neet said: She's got big tits Big saggy tits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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