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Phil B

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they usually give me the sticker ones at the post office but theres these new stamps out.....about 4 times the size of the normal ones....you have to lick them

 

the sponge is a good idea but i dont usually carry one around with me laugh.gif but there is plenty of puddles in town to have wet it

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BORING, USELESS FACT TIME FROM MR GINGE...

 

 

Did you know everytime you lick a stamp you are absorbing approximately 1/2000th of a calorie.

 

So you can lick stamps all day without the worry of getting fat. confused.gifconfused.gifconfused.gif

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If you snort enough 20 pound notes, presumably you will get high on cocaine...?

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Mr_Ginge said:

BORING, USELESS FACT TIME FROM MR GINGE...

 

 

Did you know everytime you lick a stamp you are absorbing approximately 1/2000th of a calorie.

 

So you can lick stamps all day without the worry of getting fat. confused.gifconfused.gifconfused.gif

 

I read somewhere that it was 7 calories. So not much difference in our info, mines only 14000 times more than yours lol.gif

 

So if I'm right, if the average man licked 357 stamps in one day he couldn't eat anything. I really need to get a job, I've just got way too much time on my hands cry.gif

Anyone fancy a bongle with bungle?

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i'm going to post this while I'm still in work mode (pervert mode -- ie the things u talk about with ur workmates)

 

 

u could always jizz over them

 

shrug.gif

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Phil_raa said:

i'm going to post this while I'm still in work mode (pervert mode -- ie the things u talk about with ur workmates)

 

 

u could always jizz over them

 

shrug.gif

 

That'll take too long to dry...the stamp would fall off

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