CTW Members Littlemissclubbindiva Posted June 23, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 23, 2003 A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday 18th June 2003. Epicentre: Basildon, Essex. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fackin ell" and "whatta cant" The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30.00 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived. Essex FM News (State Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Basildon. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said " It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two: Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning." Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland. HOW CAN YOU HELP This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after, items most needed include: Fila or Burberry baseball caps, Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers), Shell suits (female) White sport socks Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include Microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms, £2.00 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9, £5.00 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population or neighbouring areas of Vange, Pitsea and Laindon. Quote I wanna snort cocaine on the breakfast tray... I wanna get twisted. Do u fuk as well as u dance??? msn shuffle69shuffle@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 23, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 23, 2003 Okay, whos going to say it first ? Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Littlemissclubbindiva Posted June 23, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 23, 2003 say wat? not offended u have i Quote I wanna snort cocaine on the breakfast tray... I wanna get twisted. Do u fuk as well as u dance??? msn shuffle69shuffle@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin Clubbing Si Posted June 23, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted June 23, 2003 Littlemissclubbindiva said: say wat? not offended u have i Quote Si@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted June 23, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 23, 2003 CreamyC said: Okay, whos going to say it first ? I think Kev means... "Its been done twice on here in the last 2 weeks" Still fookin funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Littlemissclubbindiva Posted June 23, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 23, 2003 right, get ya. it's just cos i dont spend my life on here, i dont see all the posts Quote I wanna snort cocaine on the breakfast tray... I wanna get twisted. Do u fuk as well as u dance??? msn shuffle69shuffle@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members djiceman Posted June 23, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 23, 2003 sorry, heard it 6 times within the last 3 weeks..... funny as [censored] though...... Quote always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!! Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us) e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LiquidEyes Posted June 23, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 23, 2003 djianw said: sorry, heard it 6 times within the last 3 weeks..... No comment. (Bugger, that was a comment.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Louise Posted June 23, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 23, 2003 love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 24, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 24, 2003 liquideyes said: djianw said: sorry, heard it 6 times within the last 3 weeks..... No comment. (Bugger, that was a comment.) Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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