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your even more of a genius than i thought......rent a man, all male protitutes are gay (ive allredy inquired) a nice strait guy comes to the door, and if he takes longer than half hour to get there u get him free (just like pizza hut) biggrin.gif

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cyberdonkey said:

your even more of a genius than i thought......rent a man, all male protitutes are gay (ive allredy inquired) a nice strait guy comes to the door, and if he takes longer than half hour to get there u get him free (just like pizza hut) biggrin.gif

 

Well if i do start this business- may need to bring you on board as my female advisor

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dondo said:

cyberdonkey said:

your even more of a genius than i thought......rent a man, all male protitutes are gay (ive allredy inquired) a nice strait guy comes to the door, and if he takes longer than half hour to get there u get him free (just like pizza hut) biggrin.gif

 

Well if i do start this business- may need to bring you on board as my female advisor

as long as i can do the interveiws and make sure they know there stuff, cant have limp or quick employees can we, value for money, i say hump.gif

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cyberdonkey said:

dondo said:

cyberdonkey said:

your even more of a genius than i thought......rent a man, all male protitutes are gay (ive allredy inquired) a nice strait guy comes to the door, and if he takes longer than half hour to get there u get him free (just like pizza hut) biggrin.gif

 

Well if i do start this business- may need to bring you on board as my female advisor

 

Sounds like a plan beerchug.gif

as long as i can do the interveiws and make sure they know there stuff, cant have limp or quick employees can we, value for money, i say hump.gif

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm alright then, as long as u wear a baque, suspenders and a gas mask luvu.gifhump.gifhump.gifhump.gifhump.gifhump.gifhump.gifwink.gif

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cyberdonkey said:

one that goes really fast, then farts after (sorry thats a bloke) angryfire.gif

 

eeww the farting i think i would leave out, i mean who does that. If "Mr Fart" says yes then you are a very funny man, lol.

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Snez said:

Highlander said:

you can change your moblie into a vibrater and it just vibs no need to ring it

 

1:text GO KITTY to 87121 (will add £1.50 to your bill)

2:receive a message with a wap link follow this link and it will ask to install kitty

3:once installed you will b asked to open it press no and go back to the main screen using the hang up button(nokia phones arent programed to vibrate when a call is in progress)

now follow the start purring kitty instructions and away you go!!!

4:you will receive 2 more messages at £1.50 but thats it

 

only works on nokia sharp and siemens phones!!!!

 

shut yo u pinky!!!

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trust u to bring summat phone wise into the smut forum! hump.gif

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its smutty!!!! shrug.gif

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