CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 No weird heavy breathing coming from under some plants this time... I'm out having a cig and then I hear like somebody is walking around in a bit next to my house (there's gravel and a beer can, I hear the beer can get kicked or moved or stepped on, and the gravel crunching) Now I've been burgled like three times so I thought it would be some pikey, so I said 'I'll give you one minute to leave and if you are not gone I'll call the police'. Now I may have been talking to a cat, I don't know. I'm a placid kind of guy (like in physically heavy situations, mentally I'm much better at dealing with) so anything freaky or agro really gets my adrenaline going in a bad way, so the idea of some shithead about to rob my house and one-on-one conflict with the shithead is not something I savour. So I'm standing out there trying to look as mean as possible, shitting myself while smoking my fag hoping I'll hear somebody run off... but I don't. I wait about a minute and a half and I hear something move a tiny bit, so I say 'Right, I'm calling the police now' and go back in and lock the doors... then I get a phone call from a mate who I initially think is the burglar (had prank calls from who I think might be the burglar previously), and am really brutal to him before I realise who he is... while I'm on the phone I hear that damn can getting kicked again. Go out with a torch, nothing there. Am I just being paranoid, or is there weird [censored] going on at my house again? Usually have a lodger's car parked in the drive which isn't there at the moment so if it is burglars they are probably guessing nobody is in. And I keep hearing little noises now I'm back in the kitchen. I HATE READING Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 Buy an uzi and just shoot at anything that moves. Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted June 25, 2003 You should be an Author.. Anyway...you shoulda picked up a bat, or sumthing, and gone further afield to see what/who is lurking around your house. Don't be afraid. Be a man. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted June 25, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 Tresh said: Buy an uzi and just shoot at anything that moves. Believe me mate, I'm starting to come round to that way of thinking. There is more freaky f*cking [censored] in my garden than I've ever seen in anybody elses. The other day there were like tracks in the grass as if something had been walking on it. I used to live in the countryside and none of this [censored] happened. Now there's all sorts of weird stuff happening in my garden. Like on the first 'what the f*ck is in my garden' thread, maybe it is just aliens. Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted June 25, 2003 llamaman said: maybe it is just aliens. Maybe your house is built on a graveyard. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted June 25, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 Maria said: You should be an Author.. Anyway...you shoulda picked up a bat, or sumthing, and gone further afield to see what/who is lurking around your house. Don't be afraid. Be a man. After the first burglary I discovered that a henry hoover has attachments that conveniently separate into two vicious metal pipes - I kept one in my room and the other in the kitchen - that way if someone broke in I could muller them with a metal pipe. If you remember the night of the earthquake that happened in the UK, well, imagine me, about 1 minute later, stark naked wielding one of these metal pipes and creeping around the house - I thought someone had forced the door. I think in principle you are right, if someone is creeping around and I just go out there without any hesitation ready to knock their block off, they would probably run, especially if I used my scottish hard-man voice which always works whenever applied. I'm a lot calmer now Thanks for the author thing - I think I'm probably a bit long-winded at the moment though was considering writing a book on data management... that would unfortunately not give me any opportunity to have any fun writing it... Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted June 25, 2003 llamaman said: Thanks for the author thing - I think I'm probably a bit long-winded at the moment though was considering writing a book on data management... that would unfortunately not give me any opportunity to have any fun writing it... hahahahaha Anyway...if you think that sum1 is hanging around your house, on numerous occassions you seem to have noticed this, inform the police. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 Tresh said: Buy an uzi and just shoot at anything that moves. Nah that wont do the job, what he needs is the M249 SAW (Squad Automatic Weapon). Far better at clearing potential assailants. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted June 25, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 Maria said: llamaman said: maybe it is just aliens. Maybe your house is built on a graveyard. Thay would certainly explain the bizarre things I have experienced in my garden. I'd hope to feel something more supernatural though. It definitely explains the bizarre breathing coming from underneath the plants next to the greenhouse. Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Jimmy Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 u get pikeys in peru? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted June 25, 2003 llamaman said: It definitely explains the bizarre breathing coming from underneath the plants next to the greenhouse. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted June 25, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 Capn_Jack said: Nah that wont do the job, what he needs is the M249 SAW (Squad Automatic Weapon). Far better at clearing potential assailants. It's funny, I was thinking along the same lines but I was more in favour of the general electric M134 minigun. Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted June 25, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 Captain_Cunted said: u get pikeys in peru? Ah you may have seen through my camelid-oriented lie Give me Peru any day over Reading though. Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Jimmy Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 set up some booby traps in your garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 25, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 25, 2003 llamaman said: It's funny, I was thinking along the same lines but I was more in favour of the general electric M134 minigun. Good choice. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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