CTW Members GodsKitchenBoy Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 (edited) Can every1 help me in a long running debate I having with my mates. Its not a very nice debate but it needs to be addressed. When one is in the lavatory...er....laying a cable shall we say, does one rise from the seat to wipe ones rear or does one simply lift a cheek for easy access? Current scores stand at: Risers: 14 Cheek Lifters: 9 I myself am a riser. Please feel free to enlighten me........or (much more likely) tell me to piss off. GKC Edited June 27, 2003 by GodsKitchenBoy Quote Head of the Monkey Mafia..... http://www.ajokes.com/images/pictures/0426.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 Riser. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 26, 2003 lift & rise!!! Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members MrFart Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 I prefer not to wipe but soil my y-fronts instead, nice warm sensation. Then once dry, it can be picked off and sold to gullible school kids as solid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Louise Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 MrFart said: I prefer not to wipe but soil my y-fronts instead, nice warm sensation. Then once dry, it can be picked off and sold to gullible school kids as solid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members GodsKitchenBoy Posted June 26, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 How can you lift and riser? Surely you would go off at an angle and fall arse over tit down the side of the bog? GKC Quote Head of the Monkey Mafia..... http://www.ajokes.com/images/pictures/0426.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 26, 2003 GodsKitchenBoy said: How can you lift and riser? Surely you would go off at an angle and fall arse over tit down the side of the bog? GKC U lift one cheek up of the seat whilst raising it at same time!!! lean 4ward slightly, wipe, inspect then throw down loo!! Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 GodsKitchenBoy said: How can you lift and riser? Surely you would go off at an angle and fall arse over tit down the side of the bog? GKC Is this from experience? Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members GodsKitchenBoy Posted June 26, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 Yep..... Whacked my head on the sink on the way down....next thing I know I am lying in a heap with my keggs round ankles and blood pissing out of my forehead......which is nice.... And why does every one inspect the bog paper before throwing it down the bog? Ummmmm......or is that just me then? GKC Quote Head of the Monkey Mafia..... http://www.ajokes.com/images/pictures/0426.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Louise Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 GodsKitchenBoy said: Yep..... Whacked my head on the sink on the way down....next thing I know I am lying in a heap with my keggs round ankles and blood pissing out of my forehead......which is nice.... And why does every one inspect the bog paper before throwing it down the bog? Ummmmm......or is that just me then? GKC your really gonna fit in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members ChewMyMoo Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 lifter...usually wiped out to do anymore straining! Quote why does your mum always buy crap pop?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members GodsKitchenBoy Posted June 26, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 Girls always seem to lift as a preference...... I reckon its beause they don't have to worry about crushing anything when leaning to one side...... Its also a little known fact that many women can piss quite effectively whilst standing up..... I used to be a doctor you know.........well almost.......well not at all really but its the thought that counts GKC Quote Head of the Monkey Mafia..... http://www.ajokes.com/images/pictures/0426.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members neet Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 lift, far too lazy to rise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 26, 2003 Cherry Bakewell. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 26, 2003 Mr Whippy Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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