CTW Admin James Posted July 7, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted July 7, 2003 In the middle of a gynaecologists conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various interesting cases they have recently treated. French gynaecologist : "Only last week, zer was zis woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris .......et was like a melon". English gynaecologist : "Don't be absurd my good man, it could not possibly have been that big, the poor wooman wouldn't have been able to walk if it was". French gynaecologist : "O la la, you eengleesh, zer you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze taste. A bloke was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits and a wrinkled face. "Who's he?" said the bloke. "That's the Memory Man." said the bartender. "He knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out." So the bloke goes over thinking "He won't know about English football." "Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?' he asks. "Liverpool" replies the Memory Man. "Who did they beat?" "Leeds" was the reply. "And the score?" "2-1" "Who scored the winning goal?" "Ian St. John" was the old man's reply. The bloke was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about the Memory Man A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the old Indian. The bloke decided to greet the old indian in his native tongue by putting up his hand and saying "How" The Memory man replied, "Diving header in the six yard box" Quote James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world, together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Dave M Posted July 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 7, 2003 that last 1 bout indian woz ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 An oldie but a classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted July 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 7, 2003 agreed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Good Jokes james! Shouldnt you change the title to, 'A couple of Jokes'? as you blatantly put two in instead of one! Do i get a tenner for spotting the deliberate mistake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin James Posted July 9, 2003 Author CTW Admin Share Posted July 9, 2003 Bukey - I never read these jokes - I just cut and paste from a reliably funny email source! His subject was something stupid so I changed it to 'a joke' - I had no idea it was 2 lol changed title Quote James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world, together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 James said: Bukey - I never read these jokes - I just cut and paste from a reliably funny email source! His subject was something stupid so I changed it to 'a joke' - I had no idea it was 2 lol changed title Do i get a tenner this time then games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin James Posted July 9, 2003 Author CTW Admin Share Posted July 9, 2003 eek - i meant Bushy ! Bushy/Bukey - all the same to me lol Quote James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world, together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I have dark hair and i'm straight! Bukey is bald and Gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin James Posted July 9, 2003 Author CTW Admin Share Posted July 9, 2003 sorry - i thought you were bald lol Quote James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world, together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I was when you sucked me off! oops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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