CTW Members Hardhousehunnij Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 Typical Sunday Morning after the glasshouse: As we all get chucked out the club at 9,00am the bounces want to go home and sick of us clubbers been [censored] and dancing even more. We start to discuss who is going in who’s car or taxi nad if we should let Wok and Matt take the bus. When we arrive at the cock n spunk Leeds some people go in the house ( if Campalen’as there to let us in) or the smokers stay outside and sit in the sun. As we all go into the living room and make our little bums comfy we all get out of mobile’s and nominate someone to do the ringing round, After an hour of ringing people in search of special k (not the cerials) After hours of phoning people saying phone bak in a hour we start to get bored and decide to go in the kitchen to see what kitchen cleaners we can find. Then bak into the living room and someone pipe’s up, 2who’s putting in” “anyone got any money” “how we going to get it” “will the taxi pick it up” “ who can drive we got no car” “why is ure daft neibours playing bob marley when we got hardhouse one grrrr. After we located it we get it picked up and everyone sits round the mirror rolling there note’ up getting very excitement as nice big juicy line’s r made Campalena is getting hornyier and keeps trying to cope a feel of a bloke’s cock until we let him near the line’s. 5 mintues later, Kelly n gaz r in A+e aka backroom on the bed muttering some [censored] as Jodie and Jonny r talking total [censored] people start getting scared and sending them out to the back step Then everyone realises its ten o clock at nite and the music went off about 2 hrs ago and no one notices, everyone got work in the morning, and campalena has found the guy he pulled in glasshouse who he forgot about all day! Everyone goes home feeling rough as [censored] and know come downs to come! The end until next week mwahhhhahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 Isnt that what u do EVERY WEEK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members TomD Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 *winner* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Hardhousehunnij Posted July 9, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 we were bored, we wanted to have a little laugh Okay and it iant the same ever week, we had a scary Moo go under in his string vest followed by tresh and a feather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members campalena Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 AngelJodie said: we were bored, we wanted to have a little laugh Okay and it iant the same ever week, we had a scary Moo go under in his string vest followed by tresh and a feather Looking like Rab C Nesbitt!!!! HAHA! Quote Lifes mission... get wasted, have a good time, avoid work as much as possible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Hardhousehunnij Posted July 9, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 campalena said: AngelJodie said: we were bored, we wanted to have a little laugh Okay and it iant the same ever week, we had a scary Moo go under in his string vest followed by tresh and a feather Looking like Rab C Nesbitt!!!! HAHA! Richard want's a string vest he wants to look like him as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 Richard can cunt off then cant he! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members rampage Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 That was the best story ever. I bet you had a right laff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bukey Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 campalena said: AngelJodie said: we were bored, we wanted to have a little laugh Okay and it iant the same ever week, we had a scary Moo go under in his string vest followed by tresh and a feather Looking like Rab C Nesbitt!!!! HAHA! But that insinuates that you fancy Rab C Nesbitt too then.... Eugh..... Quote w: www.bukeytheloon.com e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com Other CTWers verdict of Bukey "Another Glowstick waving loon..." - @Bungle "A bit off your tree..." - @baby-rabit "NUUUUTTTTEEEERRRR!" - @Phil rr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted July 9, 2003 What a load of bollox. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 THE most bang on post iv ever seen!! u cant write that on a website ul have it shut down!! im with creamy bollox story anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members spike Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 WELL I thought that was a really funny story, sounds like some of the parties i've been too, although I won't touch special k. Its like one minute ure out of it, then the next thing ure sort of normal again you realise the time, then also realise that you actually don't know the person sitting next to you, but apparently you had been talking cod [censored] to them all night/day whicheva. That always freaks me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Hardhousehunnij Posted July 9, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 well, we were bored Okay, but anyways when that all happens im outside chainsmoking and talkin bolloxing inseatd hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Stevie_wonder Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 that is the shittest post ive ever had the misfortune to read Quote ITWILLALLWAYSBEWITHYOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 9, 2003 Thank you. Your on my level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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