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Think your having a bad day? You're not having a bad day... these people had bad days:

 

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most

expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

 

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After

weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her with permanent severe brain damage.

 

3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole sitting record. Suffering from the flu, he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record. His sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been turned off.

 

4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards

the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his walkman.

 

5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to the slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two helpless protesters to death.

 

AND THE WINNER OF THE BAD DAY IS.....

 

6. An Iraq terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was a bomb, he opened it.

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My cousin was trying to send it to the hated zionist enemy. May Allah have mercy on his soul. You think you are having a bad day? I got sand in my contact lense, and the dog has chewed my favourite berret. TI suspect that the hated occupiers of our land swapped him with a canine agent of their control.

You will roast in hell, infidels!

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miss_diddy said:

 

Think your having a bad day? You're not having a bad day... these people had bad days:

 

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most

expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

 

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After

weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her with permanent severe brain damage.

 

3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole sitting record. Suffering from the flu, he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record. His sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been turned off.

 

4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards

the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his walkman.

 

5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to the slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two helpless protesters to death.

 

AND THE WINNER OF THE BAD DAY IS.....

 

6. An Iraq terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was a bomb, he opened it.

 

that last one can't be true??? lol

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Comical_Ali said:

What? Are you saying I am a speaker of untruths??

 

did it do much damage???????? evil_laugh.gif

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