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amazing things youve done whilst standin at a bus stop????


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Comical_Ali said:

Mules are doing well, praise Allah. The American soldiers keep flashing them covertous looks, but currently there have been no reports of any inproper advances. Obviously the American scum realise that fine, strong Iraqi mules are too good for them.

 

Shut up.

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If you have a problem with me infidel, take it up with someone who cares. Maybe your local tramp would lend an ear. If you can't find one who will listen to you, then a have a private colony of lepers who would be happy to donate you theirs.

You will roast in hell, infidels!

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Comical_Ali said:

Is this humour? I find your western way of thinking very confusing. Not like the straight-forward way of the sublime Iraqi people.

 

I love that humour, deny everything and have a ridiculous cover story... Great! thumbs.gif

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Ah! I see an imperial lapdog has finally fallen to the superior Iraqi logic! Now I will have to convince the rest of you fools, and CTW will have fallen to the all-powerful Iraqi public! A peoples victory that will be enjoyed by the multitudes in all their wonderful palaces, built by their benevolent leader. Now destroyed by the hated invaders.

You will roast in hell, infidels!

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Comical_Ali said:

If you have a problem with me infidel, take it up with someone who cares. Maybe your local tramp would lend an ear. If you can't find one who will listen to you, then a have a private colony of lepers who would be happy to donate you theirs.

 

Come up with somehting better.

 

 

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Captain_Cunted said:

do they have taxis in wales? shrug.gif

 

I can vouch for this because wheni was inw ales @ Marks i was tellin a taxi driver to tell his boss on the radio thing to "suck my clit" shy.gif

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Claire DC said:

Captain_Cunted said:

do they have taxis in wales? shrug.gif

 

I can vouch for this because wheni was inw ales @ Marks i was tellin a taxi driver to tell his boss on the radio thing to "suck my clit" shy.gif

hmm... u and taxis hey claire!!

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OK, someone who looked very much like me, but obviously wasn't me (for legal reasons) once did acid, and was stood at the bus stop outside Camden tube station at 8am on a sunday morning. As everyone who ever caught a 24 in London knows, they are the "mystic 24", and only appear as and when they feel like it, so I was stood there, looking down the hill, willing the 24 to turn up, and every other bus (I think there is a 31 about every 2 minutes in Camden) would stretch up the hill, so as the front reached the top of the hill, the rear of the bus was still at the bottom, then as they pulled up at the bus stop, the rear would "ping" up rather like a stretched elastic band

 

Well, I thought it was amazing

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