20 reasons why women should call it a night......

[baby-rabit]

20 Reasons why a Woman Should Call it a Night................

 

1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

 

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead

and wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the

sexiest dance move around.

 

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's

ass and honestly believe that you could do it too.

 

4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more

like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

 

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're

eating even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up

and carry on eating it.

 

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you

love them sooooo much.

 

7. There are less than 3 hours before you're due to start

work.

 

8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting

next to you.

 

9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology

teacher.

 

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a

table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

 

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their

own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks

exotically sexy.

 

12. You seem to think that its a really good idea to get

your mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.

 

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you

by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you

can no longer taste the vodka.

 

14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely

like the kitchen floor.

 

15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T

take this the WRONG WAY but..."

 

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you

sit on it.

 

17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down

moves.

 

18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever

you happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

 

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly

pants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom

away from your drink.

 

20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's

their fault that you're having problems walking straight.

 

 

You probably laughed at the ones that apply to you.

 

Send this along to all the girls you know who like to have fun.