Train Fare

[Dawn]

Except if you're a young lady that the ticket bloke fancies. Then you get let off. *Or* if you're an older person. If you're a yong lady that the ticket bloke doesn't fancy, you've got a 50/50 chance of being done. If you're a bloke under about 40, you're busted. Over 40, but not old, again you've a 50/50 chance. I always have tickets, but once had a huge stand up row in the middle of a carriage with an inspector after they let of a 20-ish gal one morning, same guy let off an old man the next day, but done a lad in his 20s. He wanted me to get off the train at the next station... Until I pointed out what I was intending on reporting him for discrimination... He shut up, and sold a normal price ticket to the guy he was going to do.

 

Go Bukey Go Bukey

[Bukey]

tidyturd said:

Except if you're a young lady that the ticket bloke fancies. Then you get let off. *Or* if you're an older person. If you're a yong lady that the ticket bloke doesn't fancy, you've got a 50/50 chance of being done. If you're a bloke under about 40, you're busted. Over 40, but not old, again you've a 50/50 chance. I always have tickets, but once had a huge stand up row in the middle of a carriage with an inspector after they let of a 20-ish gal one morning, same guy let off an old man the next day, but done a lad in his 20s. He wanted me to get off the train at the next station... Until I pointed out what I was intending on reporting him for discrimination... He shut up, and sold a normal price ticket to the guy he was going to do.

 

Go Bukey Go Bukey

 

They just piss me off... I pay prolly over a grand a year in train fares, and don't mind if they're gonna do everyone... It just pisses me off when they do some, and not others ('cos they're pervy pikey cunts...).