CTW Members Blink Posted July 25, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 25, 2003 > Hello, my name is Josh and I suffer from the guilt >of > not forwarding 50 billion frigging chain >letters > sent to me by people who actually believe that if > you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in >Arkansas > with a breast on her forehead will be able to >raise > enough money to have it removed before her > redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak >show. > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going >to > give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" > e-mail, $1000? > How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll > down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid >by > every good looking model in the magazine!" > ((I WISH)) What a bunch of bull. > Basically, this message is a big KISS MY > ROSEY RED ASS to all the people out there >who > have nothing better to do than to send me >stupid > chain mail forwards. > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come >into > my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not > continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 >AD and > brought to this country by pilgrims on the > Mayflower. > If you're going to forward something, at least > send me something mildly amusing. I've >seen > all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, >and this > poor, wretched excuse for a human being will > somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient >being" > forwarded about 900 times!! I don't frigging > care. Show a little intelligence and think about >what > you're actually contributing to by sending >out > these forwards. Chances are, it's your own >unpopularity. > > The point being? If you get some chain letter > that's threatening to leave you shagless or >luckless for > the rest of your life, delete it. > If it's funny, > send it on. > Don't tick people off by making them feel > guilty about a leper in Botswana with no >teeth who > has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and > whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter >he'll > receive if you forward this e-mail. > > Now forward this to everyone you know. >Otherwise, >tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and >will consume your genitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Sweet Posted July 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 26, 2003 lol.. think i got this a while back..is funny but true bout what ones i get..lol Quote ================================================ **Nunc scio quit sit amor."Lat. "Now I know what love is"** ================================================= msn- maa_97@hotmail.com http://www.faceparty.com/sweet_26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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