CTW Members Phil rr Posted July 25, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 25, 2003 a guy sees an advert for a 'singing blow job' in the paper one day. intridued, he phones the number, and arranges to meet at a house later that day. he turns up at the house and is greeted by a girl, who leads him upstairs into a little room with a seat and a small table, with a light on it. he's sitting there ready for his singing blow job. the girls turn out the light, and all of a sudden the guy feels it happening, and at the same time the woman is singing a lush song, which is making his ears tingle. he gets all the way with the BJ, then the singing stops. couple of seconds later the girl turns on the light and asks him if he enjoyed it. "that was amazing" the guy says, never had anything like it. the guy leaves totally satisfied. the next day he remembers this, and goes back and asks for another one. The girl is happy to oblige and leads him upstairs into the room again. once again, she turns out the light and it all starts going right again, he's received the best BJ he's ever had and the girls singing is making his nerves tingle. he sits there relishing this happening and listening to the gorgeous voice drift out over the waves. after a couple of minutes it's over, the singing stops and light turns back on. "how do you do that?" he asks "it's incredible i really want to know" "well, i can't tell you, if i do my secret trade will be known by everyone and I'll loose my business" so he walks off in amazement, planning.... the next day he goes back and explains it's so good, he wants one more please. the girls leads him upstairs, sits him down, turns the light off, and begins. halfway through while the guy is in heaven, he thinks to himself "right, now's my chance". he reaches over, and turns the light on, looking for the answer. the girl is in front of him singing, in mid throw. on the table, is a cup of water, with a glass eye in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Trouble Posted July 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 26, 2003 Quote Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members Trouble Posted July 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 26, 2003 its no erm how do u say amusing Quote Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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