CTW Members sentialSteve Posted August 1, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 1, 2003 Some new, some old......... GOING FOR A McShit Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mc**** with Lies. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). DRINK-LINK A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a ***** . GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fu(k-all in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO AR$E A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks. SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person. STARFISH TROOPER OR AR$ETRONAUT A homosexual. SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive woman. TART FUEL Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women. TITANIC A lady who goes down first time out. TODGER DODGER A lesbian. UP ON BLOCKS Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks". WALLACE AND GROMIT Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'. WYNONA RYDER Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Cherry Posted August 4, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 4, 2003 Brilliant! I've heard a few of those before, but my "new" favourite is picasso arse! hahahahhaah.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Quality steve, i also got this one in the one i had: WIZARDS SLEEVE: An excellent name for a large fanny e.g i couldnt feel a thing, she had a fanny like a wizards sleeve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 5, 2003 Now this is funny. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Trouble Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 haha spot on Quote Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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