CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 2, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 2, 2003 There were 3 guys in the rain forest and a bunch of cannibals jump out in front of them and take them to there village. The chief cannibal said he would let them live if they each came back with ten pieces of the same fruit. The guys thought that it was easy enough so they went to get the fruit. The first guy came back with apples. The chief said, "to live you must shove each piece of fruit up your ass without any noises or facial expressions." The man started shoving: 1-2-3-4- and them he cryed in pain so they killed him. The secnd guy came back with berries and the chief told him what he had to do. The man started shoving: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8- and then he began laughing so the killed him. The first and second guy met in heaven and the first guy asks the second, "Why did you laugh? You had berries! You could have lived!" The second guy replied:" I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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