CTW Members Ginge Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, Resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and Proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then Pointed to a small land mass and said "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth. There are lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The people from Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Louise Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 (thats a bit long to read this time of morning though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted August 5, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 I thought this would make a fitting reply aswell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 5, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, Resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and Proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then Pointed to a small land mass and said "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth. There are lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The people from Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in France. LMAO !!! (I dindn't even read it :$ ) Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted August 5, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Then what you laughing at??? The bit about the french? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Louise Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: I thought this would make a fitting reply aswell... hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 5, 2003 Just making it look like your joke was good Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted August 5, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 I'm funnier in person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 5, 2003 Debatable. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Louise Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: I'm funnier in person. can tell that by your photo! not really, your ok for a ginger!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted August 5, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Maria said: Debatable. I made you laugh...or did you just do that to keep me quiet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 5, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: I made you laugh...or did you just do that to keep me quiet? Possibly Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 LMAO heard it before, but with it being mancs, and the wankers next to them were the scousers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 5, 2003 Nice one Gingy. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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