CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 >>Blonde joke >> >>A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She >>says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to >>borrow £5,000. >> >>The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the >>loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is >>parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and >>everything checks out. >> >>The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The >>Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using >>a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of >>the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's >>underground garage and parks it there. >> >>Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the >>interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very >>happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out >>very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we >>checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles >>us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?" >> >>The blonde replies... >> >>"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 >>and expect it to be there when I return?" >> >>A smart blonde joke at last. >> Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 A totally pointless effort Claire! No blonde woman would ever be that clever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 5, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 R u sure? Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Cherry Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Excellent Claire, i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 5, 2003 I know this girl I'm sure of it, shes from Essex deffo. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 If shes a millionairess, why didnt she leave the car at home and just get a taxi from her house instead of paying for parking then getting a taxi from the bank? Needless spending. Sorry to be so picky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 5, 2003 I tend to agree here. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 5, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: If shes a millionairess, why didnt she leave the car at home and just get a taxi from her house instead of paying for parking then getting a taxi from the bank? Needless spending. Sorry to be so picky. haha u think too much Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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