A Joke

[Bushy]

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of

his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just

before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to

take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to

take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he

got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he

died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his

wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next

to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the

undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait

just a minute!' She had a box with her,she came over with the box

and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket

down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in

there with your husband." She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I

can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put

that money in that casket with him." "You mean to

tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a cheque. If he can

cash it, he can spend it."

[Claire DC]

[Tomo]

haha thats a gooden.

[Cherry]

Excellent. Girl power.

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