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my oparents are on holiday so i've gotta walk the dog, feed myself and make my own lunch for work!

 

but the plus side is i can get stoned as [censored] at home!!! yay!

 

So i'm now off to walk the dog and smoke my first spliff!!

 

See you all soon!!! wavey.gif

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Bushy said:

 

 

but the plus side is i can get stoned as [censored] at home!!! yay!

 

I used to have a house full of stoners when my parents used to go away - hahaha I had never seen such a sink full of [censored] loads of dishes and cutlery due to a load of us having the munchies!

 

Pot parties - fun for all !

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Pepsi said:

Capn_Jack said:

Bye!! wavey.gif

 

Don't get muddled in your excitement and smoke the dog then walk the spliff!! Could be embarrasing that!

 

a problem that u've had b4?

 

Something similar has happened to me yes. I have now dedicated my life to preventing such embarrasing moments happening to others!! I run a group called DGMIYEASTDTWTS!! I know its a simple name, but its easy to remember!

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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Capn_Jack said:

Pepsi said:

Capn_Jack said:

Bye!! wavey.gif

 

Don't get muddled in your excitement and smoke the dog then walk the spliff!! Could be embarrasing that!

 

a problem that u've had b4?

 

Something similar has happened to me yes. I have now dedicated my life to preventing such embarrasing moments happening to others!! I run a group called DGMIYEASTDTWTS!! I know its a simple name, but its easy to remember!

 

Wow, my friend has told me about your group and wat wonderful work it does. I can't believe that u are the man behind it all notworthy.gif

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?

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Pepsi said:

Capn_Jack said:

Pepsi said:

Capn_Jack said:

Bye!! wavey.gif

 

Don't get muddled in your excitement and smoke the dog then walk the spliff!! Could be embarrasing that!

 

a problem that u've had b4?

 

Something similar has happened to me yes. I have now dedicated my life to preventing such embarrasing moments happening to others!! I run a group called DGMIYEASTDTWTS!! I know its a simple name, but its easy to remember!

 

Wow, my friend has told me about your group and wat wonderful work it does. I can't believe that u are the man behind it all notworthy.gif

 

Why thankyou, we try our best. But I can't take all the credit, the dog did suggest the idea for the organisation, after the mix up!! Glad he was so level headed. Phew!!

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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bushy- have you abducted mr happy?

 

just a few rules while you have him!

 

now your left on your own for the week you need a slave, just dont work him to hard cus i will need him back...... He's good for the odd buggery too,(nice and tight) just make sure you put the gimp mask on him or gaffa tape his mouth up cus he squeals like a sweaty pig when he cums, you dont want the neighbours complaining to your mum when she gets home shame.gif

 

keep him away from the dog, he has a fetish for fur (i took him to the rspca and he peed his pants on several occasions)

 

please look after my hap-penis, he's cheeper to run than my vibrator (batteries at £3 PER DAY 7 DAYS A FOOKING WEEK)

 

if he gets outa line stick him on the dog lead (hes very obedient when threatened with leather)

 

his fave food is chappie or just smother yourself in gravy (thats my fave too)

 

give him a big kiss from me, (and a finger up the arse)

 

shag.gifinlove.gif luu-luu (the one that must be obeyed) wink.gif

 

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Maria said:

luu_luu said:

 

 

give him a big kiss from me, (and a finger up the arse)

 

 

YOu dirty little minx !

 

I like youR style bitch.

 

POKEARSE !!

 

its usually my tongue but i doubt bushy would do that tongue.gifscratchchin.gif would he

 

 

bushy.............????

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Phil_B said:

Bushy said:

my oparents are on holiday

 

party @ bushys house! rotfl.gif

 

only cus you want a go on happy!!! grumpy.gif

 

i cant share him with too many there, he'l never come home

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