CTW Moderators Bushy Posted August 13, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 13, 2003 A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in West Ham, and trying to > make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's > a Hammers fan. > > She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Hammers fans. > Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The > teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: > "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" > Because I'm not a West Ham fan," she replied. > > The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a West Ham, then > who do you support?" > "I'm an Arsenal fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. > > The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you anArsenal fan?" > "Because my mum and dad are from Highbury and my mum is an Arsenal fan and > my dad is a Arsenal fan, so I'm a Arsenal fan too!" > > "Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason > for you to be a Arsenal fan. You don't have to be just like your parents > all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug > addict and a car thief, whatwould you be then?" > > Mary said, "I'd be a Leeds fan." > Quote CTW Sexiest Male Member LIVING THE DREAM!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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