CTW Promotors Lisa Posted August 15, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 15, 2003 Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert and are knocking at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or such like, they suddenly spy a tree in the distance through the heat haze. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre (Don Pedro). "Ees a bacon tree!!!We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree, salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of his Babylon, there's the crack of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! Ees not a Bacon Tree.... Ees a Ham Bush" Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 lol you've been with tony too long!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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