CTW Members Sweet Posted August 17, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 17, 2003 A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way". After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said. "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she understood. The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!" Quote ================================================ **Nunc scio quit sit amor."Lat. "Now I know what love is"** ================================================= msn- maa_97@hotmail.com http://www.faceparty.com/sweet_26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted August 17, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 17, 2003 Ewww!! Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Spunkmonkey Posted August 17, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 17, 2003 *blinks, ewwwwwwwww !* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members Scream Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 very good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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