CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 21, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 21, 2003 A British tourist touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied,"Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The tourist, though momentarily daunted, said "What the hell. I'm on holiday! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied," I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will, be sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning the British tourist returned, placed his order and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called the waiter over and said, "These are delicious, but are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulder and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins." Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Photographers Crill Posted August 21, 2003 CTW Photographers Share Posted August 21, 2003 An oldie but a classic. The joke was funny too maria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 21, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 21, 2003 Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 21, 2003 Author CTW Moderators Share Posted August 21, 2003 I havn;t even read it haha Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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