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A bloke is walking down the road when he sees a wrinkly old guy in a rocking chair on his porch. The old man has got this beaming grin across his face and looks very content. Curious, the youngster goes over to the old man and asks what his secret is to have lived such a long and happy life. The old man turns around and says "Well, I get up have a few spliffs. Crack open a bottle of whisky...thats gone by the end of breakfast. Then I pop a few pills. Maybe a few more spliffs, I'm also partial to the odd bong. Then out comes the bags of coke. That'll take me through to the early afternoon when I'll open another bottle of whisky and come and sit on the porch"

"[censored] me" says the young lad, "How old are you?"

"22" says the man.

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