CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 Someone put this up on the board already apparently and I cant be arsed to find who, FredTheBaddie reminded me because I missed it and this is the absolute bollox, whoever wrote this should be given a fuckng medal. This should be admired. QUALITY Sundissential review. http://www.appf39.dsl.pipex.com/timhates/index2.htm Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2003 They ALWAYS make me laff. Everytime I look at them Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 haha, the way he writes about them. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2003 Wearing a tea cosy on your head with fake dreadlocks attached, isn't the cure for social leprosy. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 Christ, just to think there are thousands of freaks like him. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2003 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it's a cunt in a cape, here to make us all feel better about ourselves. Thank you Super-Cunt. That comment is soooo YOU, kev. haha Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2003 Oh wait - here is another classic comment.. Yes very funny, you limp wristed prick. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 she is definately attempting the tidy twat dance tho, look at those arms!!! flap away!! Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Photographers Crill Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Photographers Share Posted August 28, 2003 Have you read any of the emails...Funny as [censored]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 Quality. Super Cunt. [censored] love it. I hope he adds more to the site. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Tony P Posted August 28, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted August 28, 2003 Maria said: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it's a cunt in a cape, here to make us all feel better about ourselves. Thank you Super-Cunt. That comment is soooo YOU, kev. haha I don't feel so bad dancing now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 Excellent. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Photographers Crill Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Photographers Share Posted August 28, 2003 I've just finished reading the emails and the last one is signed by Kev. Know anything about this Creamy. It sounds like something you would write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 Crill said: I've just finished reading the emails and the last one is signed by Kev. Know anything about this Creamy. It sounds like something you would write. Hang on, let me read this ..... Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2003 Hate mail.. 1) mobile phones not all mobile phones, but ones owned by c*nts. i am sure they think to themselves 'what would be the most annoying ringtone that i could possibly have on this phone, that will irritate every single person who hears it' and then put it on there. even worse when the ringtune is a popular musical pop tune. the people who have them think it says 'i love this band so much that i even have a tune as a ringtone. i am a dedicated fan' whereas in actual fact it says 'i am a vacuous tw*t. please run me over and leave me physically handicapped so i can no longer use this phone' sadly, some of the tunes sound better piped through the mobile phones tinny little speaker than they ever did in real life. many trance tunes, as an example. I bet all the johnny no-stars who dress up like cunts to go clubbing have ring tones like this. 2) everything face it: everything is [censored] and deserves to be hated by everyone. working is [censored]. living is [censored]. dying is undoubtably sh*t. things that you do to make your life less sh*t, are in fact sh*t. even things that seem good at first, are in actual fact, sh*t, its just the fact that its new and you haven't done it that makes it not seem sh*t. once you have done it for a while, you realise that it is, in spite of all the promises, sh*t. examples of this: dr*gs: seem ace for a while, but after a few years, you realise that once you've seen one fractal you've seen them all. you just forget this when you are on them. SH*T. clubbing: seems ace, loads of friendly people etc, then you realise that your only going so you can do dr*gs (which are sh*t) and you are surrounded by clowns who are only worthy of being spat on by yourself. therefore: SH*T. even hate is sh*t. when i first discovered it, it was amazing, i could rant and rave and pour scorn on everyone and everything. but i am now stuck in a mindless cycle of vitriol and loathing. which has its good points, but then people come to expect it, like i'm some kind of performing hate-monkey, and you have to aim it at things that you dont even hate just to get the same reaction. 3) this email it wont send a mail with swearing in it, so i have had to re-edit it, which is a pain in the backside. plus looking back at it to put stars in the swear words, i realise how [censored] gay and bitter it makes me sound, if emails were people, they would be the kids who liked being abused by their parents. 4) steve penk on tv's naughtiest blunders 'ooh, someone said a rude word on the television cos he did something wrong' how very very naughty. i long for something good to happen, like someone accidentally bludgeoning a minor celeb to death with a claw hammer, or someone on a 'worthy' program about invalids calling them retards or something, but no, its just someone saying 'sh*t' when they get their words wrong. on a sliding scale of 'naughtiness' its right down there with peeing in a swimming pool. Kev. hahah was it you kev? Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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