CTW Photographers Crill Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Photographers Share Posted August 28, 2003 A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members Louise Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 thats better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Photographers Crill Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Photographers Share Posted August 28, 2003 I'm not finished yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LuShY Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 lmao Another good one has got to be.. What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriver...(awaits hell)... Quote The music, The people,The lights,The sounds. The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds. All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat. All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet. Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy. Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter, 4 Every girl and boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Aleksandra Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 This is a very funny joke but it is actually flawed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Photographers Crill Posted September 2, 2003 Author CTW Photographers Share Posted September 2, 2003 Explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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