CTW Members FUBAR Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin and very inexperienced around men. So, on her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. 'Don't worry Maria,' says the mother. 'Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.' So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.' 'Don't worry, Maria,' says his mother. 'All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.' So up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs.' 'Don't worry Maria. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.' So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing the better part of three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot-and-a-half.' 'Stay here and stir the pasta,' says the mother. 'This is a job for Mama!' Quote WEEKEND HAS LANDED. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. ... I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LuShY Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 lol say no more! Quote The music, The people,The lights,The sounds. The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds. All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat. All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet. Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy. Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter, 4 Every girl and boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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