CTW Members Shenlong Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 have you seen the mess a snail makes? *hides from the women on the board* Quote ~fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity... *Gordy* msn: maladjustedfreak@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LuShY Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 What do you call a man 99% without intelligence? Divorced! Quote The music, The people,The lights,The sounds. The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds. All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat. All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet. Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy. Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter, 4 Every girl and boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 LuShY said: What do you call a man with 99% of his intelligence? Divorced! Agreed! Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LuShY Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 lol..no point in arguing..Theres more where that came from lol Quote The music, The people,The lights,The sounds. The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds. All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat. All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet. Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy. Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter, 4 Every girl and boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 why do women have legs....? 1. So they can go from the bedroom to the kitchen. 2. So they can reach the sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LuShY Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? A. They don't stop for directions. Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a pretty woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" Q: Why do men have assholes? A: So they won't be total pricks. Q: What's the difference between men and alley cats? A: Men are taller. Q: How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix? A: It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out you didn't need it anyway. Q: What's the best way to keep a man happy in bed? A: Move the TV into the bedroom. Q: What do men enjoy even more than lots of sex? A: Having their buddies believe them when they talk about it. Q: How do you know when a man has an orgasm? A: He rolls over and starts snoring. Q: Why did the inexperienced man make such a lousy lover? A: He kept waiting for the swelling to go down. Q: How do you get a macho guy to stop calling "it" The Whopper, My Bazooka, and The Thunder Rod? A: Ask, 'Is it in?' A: What's the average man's definition of foreplay? Q: Unzipping his fly. Quote The music, The people,The lights,The sounds. The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds. All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat. All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet. Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy. Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter, 4 Every girl and boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: why do women have legs....? 1. So they can go from the bedroom to the kitchen. 2. So they can reach the sink 3. So they can do the shopping 4. So that they can clean up Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 LuShY said: Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? A. They don't stop for directions. Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a pretty woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" Q: Why do men have assholes? A: So they won't be total pricks. Q: What's the difference between men and alley cats? A: Men are taller. Q: How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix? A: It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out you didn't need it anyway. Q: What's the best way to keep a man happy in bed? A: Move the TV into the bedroom. Q: What do men enjoy even more than lots of sex? A: Having their buddies believe them when they talk about it. Q: How do you know when a man has an orgasm? A: He rolls over and starts snoring. Q: Why did the inexperienced man make such a lousy lover? A: He kept waiting for the swelling to go down. Q: How do you get a macho guy to stop calling "it" The Whopper, My Bazooka, and The Thunder Rod? A: Ask, 'Is it in?' A: What's the average man's definition of foreplay? Q: Unzipping his fly. Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LuShY Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 ol...CAn you see a war brewing.... ?? Quote The music, The people,The lights,The sounds. The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds. All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat. All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet. Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy. Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter, 4 Every girl and boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 LuShY said: ol...CAn you see a war brewing.... ?? haha yessssssssss!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LuShY Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 Thing is, WE WILL WIN THIS ONE!!!!! SO BRING IT ON!!!!!!! Quote The music, The people,The lights,The sounds. The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds. All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat. All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet. Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy. Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter, 4 Every girl and boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 hahahaha definately Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LuShY Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 heheh....*waits for abuse* Quote The music, The people,The lights,The sounds. The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds. All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat. All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet. Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy. Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter, 4 Every girl and boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 LuShY said: heheh....*waits for abuse* they may be sometime tho hun.... takes a lot of thinkin to put together some form of literate argument for men remember.... Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LuShY Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 lol, do tru...gotta work out which end they speak out of! Quote The music, The people,The lights,The sounds. The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds. All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat. All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet. Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy. Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter, 4 Every girl and boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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