CTW Members Zen_Master Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. Shopping is not sport. 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. You have enough clothes. 9. You have too many shoes. 10. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 11. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too. 12. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 13. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 14. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 15. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 16. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 17. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 18. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. 19. Check your oil. 20. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. 21. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 22. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. 23. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 24. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 25. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both. 26. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 27. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 28. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines. 29. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. 30. Anyone can buy condoms!!! Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tidy Tart Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 been posted a few days ago matey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Zen_Master Posted August 29, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 ah feck that'll teach me for not being here enough Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tidy Tart Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 sure will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Cherry Posted August 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 29, 2003 Well, i didnt see it first time round, so i'm glad u posted it again. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted August 30, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 30, 2003 That may have been posted a few days ago but did any of the girls actually learn any of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Louise Posted August 30, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 30, 2003 eeeeerrrm.......no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tidy Tart Posted August 30, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 30, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: That may have been posted a few days ago but did any of the girls actually learn any of it? TWAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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