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alasdairm

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something very special has come into my possession. i can't tell you how i obtained it (as i would have to kill you) but, believe me, it's a hell of a tale for another time.

 

i am downsizing for a plethora of reasons i can't go into now but, to cut a long story short, i'm going to sell this special item. care to own this piece of history? read on.

 

you've heard the saying "the straw that broke the camel's back", right?

 

i own the straw. before you click away, i don't own a straw. i own the straw. the one that broke the camel's back.

 

you don't believe me right? well, read 'em and weep, here's a picture:

 

haybale.jpg

 

i've outlined it in red for the cynics in the audience. you are looking at a picture of a piece of proverbial veracity. sound like an oxymoron? no, it's trueyoumoron.

 

doesn't look that big does it? you are right. it's actually one of the smaller straws in that bale. but it was big enough to break a [censored] camels back - how big a piece of straw do you need?

 

still don't believe me? your weapons are useless.

 

i have a certificate of authenticity for the straw. here it is:

 

certificate1.jpg

 

i would have posted a larger image but you can't read what's on it anyway. it's in arabic or something.

 

still don't believe me? well, i'm about to kick your ass with facts. i have a certificate of authenticity for the certificate of authenticity. here it is:

 

certificate2.jpg

 

i would have posted a larger image but you can't read what's on it anyway. it's in german or japanese or calculus or something.

 

still, still don't believe me? aren't we the 'doubting thomas'. well, after you've seen this next piece of unshakeable evidence, they'll be calling you, well, just 'thomas' i guess.

 

you are cured. you are welcome. here's the death certificate for the camel:

 

certificate3.jpg

 

photoshopped? yeah right, like they had photoshop in new zealand in 1943...

 

you know you want this (almost) priceless flaxen relic.

 

offers in a sealed PM to, well, me. snooze and lose - do we have a deal?

 

alasdair

"I've got medication, honey. I've got wings to fly", Primal Scream:Jailbird msn: alasdairmanson@hotmail.com yahoo IM: alimanson@yahoo.com AOL IM: alimanson23@aol.com email: ali_manson@yahoo.com homepage: http://www.magicglasses.com

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ur so full of [censored]

 

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