CTW Members alasdairm Posted September 4, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 4, 2003 something very special has come into my possession. i can't tell you how i obtained it (as i would have to kill you) but, believe me, it's a hell of a tale for another time. i am downsizing for a plethora of reasons i can't go into now but, to cut a long story short, i'm going to sell this special item. care to own this piece of history? read on. you've heard the saying "the straw that broke the camel's back", right? i own the straw. before you click away, i don't own a straw. i own the straw. the one that broke the camel's back. you don't believe me right? well, read 'em and weep, here's a picture: i've outlined it in red for the cynics in the audience. you are looking at a picture of a piece of proverbial veracity. sound like an oxymoron? no, it's trueyoumoron. doesn't look that big does it? you are right. it's actually one of the smaller straws in that bale. but it was big enough to break a [censored] camels back - how big a piece of straw do you need? still don't believe me? your weapons are useless. i have a certificate of authenticity for the straw. here it is: i would have posted a larger image but you can't read what's on it anyway. it's in arabic or something. still don't believe me? well, i'm about to kick your ass with facts. i have a certificate of authenticity for the certificate of authenticity. here it is: i would have posted a larger image but you can't read what's on it anyway. it's in german or japanese or calculus or something. still, still don't believe me? aren't we the 'doubting thomas'. well, after you've seen this next piece of unshakeable evidence, they'll be calling you, well, just 'thomas' i guess. you are cured. you are welcome. here's the death certificate for the camel: photoshopped? yeah right, like they had photoshop in new zealand in 1943... you know you want this (almost) priceless flaxen relic. offers in a sealed PM to, well, me. snooze and lose - do we have a deal? alasdair Quote "I've got medication, honey. I've got wings to fly", Primal Scream:Jailbird msn: alasdairmanson@hotmail.com yahoo IM: alimanson@yahoo.com AOL IM: alimanson23@aol.com email: ali_manson@yahoo.com homepage: http://www.magicglasses.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Trouble Posted September 4, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 4, 2003 yep im special i even had my own class wen i was at school every 1 sez im a ver special girly Quote Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Aleksandra Posted September 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 5, 2003 That's a funny one mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members TomD Posted September 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 5, 2003 this kind of priceless artefact should belong in the public domain, not in the hands of some private collector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted September 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 5, 2003 ur so full of [censored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted September 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 5, 2003 HAHA!! quality post!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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