CTW Members jon_m Posted September 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 8, 2003 Capn_Jack said: rickd said: jon_m said: no cockney tramps then? are you sure? Totally... Most of them are scousers or geordies... Who are wise enough to travel to London where they can prey upon the dim witted southners. HAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted September 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 8, 2003 Captain_Cunted said: I dont understand the way things work in those tube stations LOL Tara had a right laff at me tryin to put my ticket in one of those gate things I didnt notice it was a way out one u can tell the 'way out' ones because they have a big red cross on the display? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bukey Posted September 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 8, 2003 Southern twats and northen tramps. Damn. That makes me half twat, half tramp.... Quote w: www.bukeytheloon.com e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com Other CTWers verdict of Bukey "Another Glowstick waving loon..." - @Bungle "A bit off your tree..." - @baby-rabit "NUUUUTTTTEEEERRRR!" - @Phil rr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted September 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 8, 2003 Bukey said: Southern twats and northen tramps. Damn. That makes me half twat, half tramp.... is that a twamp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bukey Posted September 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 8, 2003 Phil_raa said: Bukey said: Southern twats and northen tramps. Damn. That makes me half twat, half tramp.... is that a twamp? Call me what you like... I'm used to it now. Quote w: www.bukeytheloon.com e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com Other CTWers verdict of Bukey "Another Glowstick waving loon..." - @Bungle "A bit off your tree..." - @baby-rabit "NUUUUTTTTEEEERRRR!" - @Phil rr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members IAHH1562627749 Posted September 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 8, 2003 jon_m said: rickd said: ... A bit like if any of the tramps talk to you, you'll notice they're all northerners... no cockney tramps then? are you sure? u don't get cockney tramps, cos they sell their cardboardboxs for vast amounts of money and buy desirable properties in the north. this forces out northerners, who now have no homes or jobs left, to go south The problem escalates when the new arrivals find they can't even afford to get under the property ladder, particularly now the commuting tramp has more difficulty 'recycling' those travel cards. hitching doesn't work either since low paid city based workers have to hitch too and only the firemen seem to get regular rides. i believe london are piloting two new schemes to solve homelessness. the first one is targetted at tourists telling them... "do not feed the homeless, they will find their own food naturally and will not die". a leaked memo also confirms they are stopping all budgets for their pigeon and rat control departments. the second campaign is a letter drop telling london residents..."all tramps are northerners". cctv is being removed from some hotspots. some tramps in london are simply the result of light-sensitive tourists unable to identify the 'exit' signs in the tube barriers. you can see them in the walkways bleeting "show me the way to go home" with a cardboard sign saying 'clueless and hungry' Quote cyber on the inside desperately trying to fit in on the outside hair by tony and guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members slam_master_g Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 rickd said: jon_m said: no cockney tramps then? are you sure? Totally... Most of them are scousers or geordies... Norfern fuakin monkeys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members IAHH1562627749 Posted September 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 10, 2003 north of what? centre of the universe? Quote cyber on the inside desperately trying to fit in on the outside hair by tony and guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members slam_master_g Posted September 12, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 12, 2003 North of my arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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