CTW Members Vinyl Vera Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 You have to be very proud to be British because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a Skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two year after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. AND FINALLY......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Louise Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Jimmy Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Im scottish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Captain_Cunted said: Im scottish. so am i, and most of those came from america. what happens if u want to skate, but ur disabled mate wants to come along and watch? amusin' tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Jimmy Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Phil_raa said: Captain_Cunted said: Im scottish. so am i, and most of those came from america. what happens if u want to skate, but ur disabled mate wants to come along and watch? amusin' tho. shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Daredevil Tony Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Im proud to be British but I dont take it on holiday with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Captain_Cunted said: shut up. kiss my, i moved south when i was 4, damn glad as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Jimmy Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Phil_raa said: Captain_Cunted said: shut up. kiss my, i moved south when i was 4, damn glad as well. me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Captain_Cunted said: Im scottish. scottish IS british. dim foreigner.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Phil_raa said: Captain_Cunted said: Im scottish. scottish IS british. dim foreigner.. I was just gonna say exactly the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Jimmy Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Im NOT british. Im Scottish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 I will never be proud to be British so long as we have a sycophantic PM who manipulates the truth and will stop at nothing to get his own way. And a government which whislt being absolutely corrupt so that they can stay in power at woteva cost, but are still prepared to sell our constitutional rights to the bloody continental bastards in Frogland and Krautland! Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Spunkmonkey Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Captain_Cunted said: Im NOT british. Im Scottish. check yer passport... it'll say different.. mr UK Citizen pffft, jockstraps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Captain_Cunted said: Im NOT british. Im Scottish. And Scotland is part of the BRITISH Isles...therefore you ARE British...whether you want to be or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted September 9, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted September 9, 2003 Ginger people aren't British though. Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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