Penis Petition

[ReBirth]

"Penis Petition"

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary

for the following reasons: I do physical labour.

I work at great depths. I plunge head first into

everything I do. I do not get weekends or public

holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I

don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace

that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

 

"Penis Outcome:

Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and

considering the arguments you have raised, the

administration rejects your request for the following

reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall

asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do

not always follow the orders of the management

team. You do not stay in your designated area and

are often seen visiting other locations. You do not

take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated

in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather

messy at the end of the shift. You don't always observe

necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct

protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes

leave your designated work before you have completed

the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have

been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace

carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management.

 

[Claire DC]

So ur penis must be pretty gutted then eh Pierre?!

[Spunkmonkey]

ReBirth said:

"Penis Petition"

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary

for the following reasons: I do physical labour.

I work at great depths. I plunge head first into

everything I do. I do not get weekends or public

holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I

don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace

that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

 

"Penis Outcome:

Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and

considering the arguments you have raised, the

administration rejects your request for the following

reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall

asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do

not always follow the orders of the management

team. You do not stay in your designated area and

are often seen visiting other locations. You do not

take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated

in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather

messy at the end of the shift. You don't always observe

necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct

protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes

leave your designated work before you have completed

the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have

been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace

carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management.

 

[Sweet]

[ReBirth]

Claire DC said:

So ur penis must be pretty gutted then eh Pierre?!

 

hehe, well, actually mine got a 'raise' last night

[Phil rr]

i thought yours worked flat out?

[ReBirth]

well, usually yea, but it was on a 4 week suspension....