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A man from China.....


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There was a man from China,

Who wasn't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock,

And snapped his cock....

And now he's got a Vagina!! eek.gif

 

There was an old man from Belgrave

Who found a dead whore in a cave

He said "How disgusting,

But it only needs dusting,

And think of the money I'll save."

 

There was a young man from Harrow

Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.

The sparrow said "No,

You can't have a go,

As the hole in my arse is too narrow." biggrin.gif

chilled out beach house thru to bangin' hard german trance

 

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there once was a bishop in birmingham

who buggered three girls while confirming 'em

as they knelt seeking god

he excited his rod

and pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em

 

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