FAO Rachel

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Where have you run off to?

 

Surely the sound of me having a wee up against a wall on Friday night was not enough to scare off a lady of your callibre? You're a nurse after all......you should be used to dealing with incontinent old men!!

 

I had to do it anyway.....there were no Hackney carriages for me to wee up against or police mens helmets for me to wee into.....

 

(That a local by law or something apparently..

 

Dan reckons you are allowed to pee in the street...but if a copper catches you he has to either find you a public toilet within a certain radius; failing that he has to flag down a Hackney carraige for you to wee up against the back wheel; or failing that he has to provided his helmet as a recpticle for the aforementioned waste product.....not that I would ever try it.....)

 

Anyway.....where have you gone??

 

 

 

[rachel]

Cut the crap, you're always pee'ing in the street.

 

Why don't you use the toilets before you leave the pub, or go to a pub thats closer to home.

 

And i haven't run away

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Regardless of whether I am always peeing in the street or not, the whole thing about the toilet , the Hackney carraige and the coppers helmet is actually true....

 

And anyway, how do you know I am always peeing in the street?

[rachel]

You know too much about pee'ing in the street

 

How do i know you are always pee'ing the street?

 

Because you always phone me on the way home from the pub, & i'd say that everytime you've phoned me you end up pee'ing to.

 

Are you coming to WildChild?

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Well

 

As for WildChild......maybe I am.........maybe I ain't.....