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A lad at my secondary school used to kneel on one knee when taking a piss......

 

He was told by his dad that this was the way all blokes pissed.. laugh.gif

 

He used to struggle with the those long metal trough urinals I can tell you.....errrr....not that i used to watch him pissing or anything paranoid.gif

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GKB said:

A lad at my secondary school used to kneel on one knee when taking a piss......

 

He was told by his dad that this was the way all blokes pissed.. laugh.gif

 

He used to struggle with the those long metal trough urinals I can tell you.....errrr....not that i used to watch him pissing or anything paranoid.gif

 

So, im guessing he had a sex change and is now female, therfore your heshe mate now pisses on the toilets seats too ?

 

Is that correct ?

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Maria said:

GKB said:

A lad at my secondary school used to kneel on one knee when taking a piss......

 

He was told by his dad that this was the way all blokes pissed.. laugh.gif

 

He used to struggle with the those long metal trough urinals I can tell you.....errrr....not that i used to watch him pissing or anything paranoid.gif

 

So, im guessing he had a sex change and is now female, therfore your heshe mate now pisses on the toilets seats too ?

 

Is that correct ?

 

That was going to be next post...he/she is now called Roberta and alledgely pisses over the seat the door and even the annoying toilet attendant's money plate thing(and I never said she/he was my mate)....

 

Sorry, I know it was a bit offtopic.gif but just thought as the subject matter was toiletry in nature, I'd share this with you all....

 

I'll go now....

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CreamyC said:

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Men don't piss on toilet seats. They piss on the floor.

 

Or up walls. . On against a tree. thumbs.gif

 

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I dont agree with women or toilets - why cant they stand up like everyone else confused.giflaugh.gif

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Toilet Humor.. its the best.. get this.. and this is FACT..

 

CRAPPED on the toilet floor at work and decided they couldnt be arsed to clear it up - so the cleaners found it, complained, and there was a nasty blanket email sent out about it.

 

They never found the twat who did it paranoid.gif

 

(no, it wasnt me, i believe in only using train toilets for such deeds lol)

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u don't agree with toilets?

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