How to annoy people...........

[tidy_bitch]

proving yourself is for the weak. Self destruction is what matters.

 

The following practices REALLY DO WORK. Do them. Once a day, every day. You will be noticed. You will be hated. Guaranteed. Good luck !

 

1. Never use punctuation in your e-mails or messages.

 

2. Whenever you are invited to a drink / party / meeting / whatever send a mail, 5 days in advance, saying you cannot attend because 'You are not in the mood'

 

3. At school, college or work, put your waste bin on your desk and label it 'IN'

 

4. Everytime someone asks you to do something say 'Do you want fries with that?'

 

5. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

 

6. Reply to everything someone says with 'That's what you think'

 

7. At school, college or work, adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

 

8. Finish all of your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy'

 

9. Ask people what sex they are

 

10. Find out where one of your friends or colleagues shops and buy exactly the same clothes as them. Wear them one day after they do