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I'm not gonna lie to you Phillip, I'm not good.

 

This morning, I burnt my mouth on my coffee. Things were only to go downhill from there. I got to work to find that somone had put my stapler into a jelly ('The Office' stylee). Then, at lunchtime I thought I'd go treat myself to a slap-up fish and chips. Whilst eating the aforementioned meal, I found a 2p pence in the lower half of the fish. Disguisted by this lack of health and safety, I went back to the establishment and argued my case for a full refund. All I got was a smack in the gob Phillip, can you beleive that ?

So I walked back to work, retrieved my stapler from its jelly casing and went about my afternoon.

On my way home from work, I came across a stray dog with three legs and wonky eyes. I thought, even though my day had been so bad, I'd help him out by taking him to the supermarket and buying him some dog food. Whilst in Liddles, the little blighter only managed to turn the key in the ignition, put his little paw on the accelerator and drive to Swansea !

Anyway, I'm back now and sitting down to an evening of chess and CTW.

 

How are you ?

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Tommy said:

James: cheers for that dude thumbs.gif

 

Creamy: who is Pradis ?

 

Thats girl we met in Bournemouth, you got her number for me, what is it you fool? PM me.

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Tommy,

 

I had a very similar 'episode' back in 1986 (in Spain), it's not an ordeal I want to go into details about on an open forum but suffice to say I've recovered now and I can feel your pain

 

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CreamyC said:

Tommy said:

James: cheers for that dude thumbs.gif

 

Creamy: who is Pradis ?

 

Thats girl we met in Bournemouth, you got her number for me, what is it you fool? PM me.

 

Is she fit?

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James said:

Tommy,

 

I had a very similar 'episode' back in 1986 (in Spain), it's not an ordeal I want to go into details about on an open forum but suffice to say I've recovered now and I can feel your pain

 

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Cheers for the support James. You know it means a lot. kisscheek.gif

 

Daredevil: do you know you look like a peodophile in that avatar ?

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Daredevil_Tony said:

Is she fit?

 

She was fookin gorgeous ! !

 

Creamy: you sure LML is gonna be ok with you getting in touch with her ? (esp. after what you said she did to you down that alleyway).

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Daredevil_Tony said:

Tommy said:

Daredevil: do you know you look like a peodophile in that avatar ?

 

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Well, a peodophile, or maybe one of those men who sits in the pub by himself looking at all the young ladies who come in.

 

Which one are ya ?

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Tommy said:

or maybe one of those men who sits in the pub by himself looking at all the young ladies who come in.

 

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