CTW DJs Tony P Posted November 7, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted November 7, 2003 An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he sh*ts the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members neet Posted November 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 7, 2003 I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted November 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 7, 2003 Hehe, fartball. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted November 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 7, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members Nick G Posted November 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted November 7, 2003 And there's me thinking that you'd never come out with a good one - well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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