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A young boy went up to his father and asked: "What is the difference

between

potentially and realistically?"

 

The father pondered for a while, then answered; "Go ask your mother if

she

would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Also, ask your

sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you have learned."

 

So, the boy went to his mother and asked; "Mum, would you sleep with

Robert

Redford for a million dollars?"

 

The mother replied; "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an

opportunity

like that."

 

The boy then went to his older sister and said; "Would you sleep with

Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?"

 

The girl replied; "Oh gosh!! I would just love to do that! I would have

to

be nuts to pass up that kind of opportunity!!"

 

The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to

his

dad. His father asked him; "Did you find out the difference between

potentially and realistically?"

 

The boy replied; "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million

dollars, but

realistically we're living with two slappers."

 

The father replied; "That's my boy!"

 

Techno, Techno, Techno

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