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[Bushy]

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

 

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,'Thyroid problem?'

 

 

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

 

 

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife

to go swimming.

 

 

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

 

 

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is

probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

 

 

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out

of meat?

 

 

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living

 

 

 

[jon_m]

repeat....

 

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